Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
Today, I gave blood for the first time, since I'm a universal donor. After it was done, I passed out, woke up, puked, and passed out again. The kind nurses told me I was the worst case they had seen all week. So much for doing something to help others. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Bakura_fml 0
I am sure you have pleanty of great qualites, but FYL for people not recognizing them
brenkite 5
Yes but to many compliments make one vein
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Comments (71)
LilKonvicted 0
Show your good sides more? Or maybe you hang out with ppl that already knows your good sides, so they dont bother commenting
lulzy 0
LOL NICE VEINS jk, i bet you have alot of good qualities dont be sad. :)
were_giraffe 2
*gives you a high-5 for donating blood* you're helping save lives and that deserves a "you rock" =)
Serenity_fml 0
That's good. Bad veins are incredibly annoying. It can take a lot of effort and time to draw even a small amount of blood if they are hard to find or roll away.
nomadxx7 0
I have good veins too. Though one time giving blood I had on a new white button-up shirt and the girl drawing blood was new. Needless to say she pumped me up to much and when she pricked me, blood spurted out of my arm all over my new white shirt. Talk about freaking people out when you come out from giving blood and you look like you murdered a man.
leyla_fml 0
Just be glad that the nurses didn't prick wrong and hit muscle, no blood drawn! Even then....... Great veins!
michelle4srs 0
You're beautiful inside and out. Now it's not the nicest thing anyone's said to you in the past 2 months. (:
Go_Home 0
Having good veins is as good as a compliment could get.
bonafidehustler 0
Boring.....Not a FML.
suaveneanderthal 0
Hey, you did something good for others. I'm sure the people that you might of saved would have some very nice things to say to you.