Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
Today, I gave blood for the first time, since I'm a universal donor. After it was done, I passed out, woke up, puked, and passed out again. The kind nurses told me I was the worst case they had seen all week. So much for doing something to help others. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Bakura_fml 0
I am sure you have pleanty of great qualites, but FYL for people not recognizing them
brenkite 5
Yes but to many compliments make one vein
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Comments (71)
skater847 0
hey at least you have good veins. I've been in the emergency room 5 times in the last month and they always have to poke me a bunch of times. it sucks.
rozieslothinator 0
it doesnt really mean you have good veins it just means they can easily draw blood
HailsMM 0
I've had so many IVs my doctor couldn't get it in the one arm because of scare tissue..
hewro_failure 11
My mom is a nurse and she says that to me all the time, she then does an impression of sticking ones needle in ... I have a phobia of needles ... Probably my only fear.
The_9th_Doctor 18
I bet you have good everything. do guys say how sexy your veins are?
Kkkdawg 27
I have quite the opposite problem. I have horrible veins and because I'm very sick I get IVs all the time, so there's a lot of scar tissue, and scars. I usually get asked if I shoot up :/