Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Scarred
Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Classic mistake
Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
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swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
incoherentrmblr 22
I'd be careful, your gf could be the next Amanda from Saw...
lexos 16
Op probably has a low body fat % wich makes his veins more visible then usual.
NicoleP1993 29
I have an extremely shallow vein in my left arm, and I've been told more than once by nurses and doctors that they'd love to have more patients like me. So maybe OP's SO longs more for veiny patients than for OP?
khorstmye 15
That's called nurseporn. A lot of people in the medical field find themselves looking at people's veins. Good veins are earlier to stick with a needle for an IV
niallo 23
#46. You are exactly correct. I'm a nurse and always notice good veins. Nurses do talk about them. ....... Nurse ****. Love it.
lexa1love 16
I am also a nurse. I love my boyfriends veins and often palpate them without realizing. It's often difficult for people to start IVs and it's easier for the nurse and patient if they have nice veins. It means I have to take less time especially in an emergency and the person won't need to be stuck multiple times.
gmian 34
Having worked with phlebotomists and training to be one this summer, I learned to truly appreciate veins. Some are just much easier to stick, and you're always on the lookout for those (even when you're out of work). Veins sort of become something you always start to notice
lochiamochia 25
Veins that are visibly palpable are usually from muscular, lean men. You usually don't see such veins in the fluffier population. It's definitely a compliment - in a weird, nursey way.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm not a nurse or anything, but I've always been attracted to the veins bulging in a guys forearm and biceps. I think because they're usually more pronounced in a muscular guys body maybe. I used to press by ex boyfriends veins when just sitting with him. Not sure what it is, but it's definitely attractive!
hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Yeah. you better be careful OP. Could wake up with her trying to draw blood.
BBeffedmylife 28
My mother was weird about veins too. She saw and had to poke so many in a day that she couldn't help but "compliment" others when she saw especially nice looking veins!
annarcheer 19
My mothers a nurse and is the exact same! She loves the big veins because they are so good to start IV's and stuff!
BillMurray_fml 12
As someone with bigass veins in my arms and mild trypanophobia I get "complimented" on them all the time. Despite having massive veins for the vampires to latch on to, I still managed to get someone who didn't know what they were doing when putting in an IV for a surgery last year...I passed out :( I'm not sure where I was going with this, just thought I'd share. :)
besosforme 26
I'm a nurse and I SO can relate! My husband has looked over at me countless times while we were watching TV because I'd be unconsciously palpating his beautiful veins. But then, I start probably 20 IVs each day.
muzy 23
talk about being vain!
Welshite 40
Well now you know she's secretly a vampire. Watch out for extra long teeth and sentences such as "I want to suck your blood."
SweetIam 12
Take what you can get right?
grya 10
At least she is attracted to you.
abbyade 21
Lol atleast she's attracted to something that is part of you.
joelp232 17
sounds like you should constantly flexing when your around her
enderless 6
are you vascular? Maybe she's trying to say that she likes that you have a low body fat, which is evident by your vascular arms. Hardly "fml" worthy