Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
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yomamasmama 0
get some birds to fly in your house and eat them :D
knibbsy 4
You must have killed many creatures in your past. The karma karma karma karma karma chameleon has caught up to you.
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Comments (165)
IdkPIZZA 0
ahaha and it's still raining soo you should expect more worms xD and worms aren't that gross, just get rid of them before the other worms think your a murderer and try to kill you.
evybeth 0
thats gotta suck!
emotive_fml 0
Wow, my comment was a fail. Just a bit late I think. :) lol
emotive_fml 0
This was supposed to be @19. I'm all kinds of 'fail' today.
Zmeilerr 22
:P Damn comment bug
emotive_fml 0
I know, right? I hate it.
MoreLemonPledge 0
get a snow shovel and some fabreez problem solved
porkchopdiet 0
It could be worse: If those worms were Sandworms...
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
WORM ANGELS!
someone234 5
better hire a priest, ur house may be haunted :O
skyeyez9 25
My dog will eat earthworms that end up in our driveway after it rains. She's a nasty dog.
bellahhh 0
LMAOOOOO, some of you people take it too seriously. this FML made me laugh. :D
Kirsteeeeen 6
er gross poor you :/