Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at my best friend’s wedding. Mid-speech, I felt something was off. I looked down and realized I had a huge stain on my trousers. Not just a small stain, but a whole wet patch from crotch to knee. I had to finish the speech with one hand covering it. I later sniffed it, it was only champagne, but still… FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
Wedding party? Damn straight it's a party now.
CurlyHairGuy 0
Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?
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Comments (167)
Ariel881 0
I don't get it either. I mean, for it to fall down completely and show both her bra and underwear....seems impossible. It's not like the dress would have been styled to be incredibly loose enough to fall even if the zipper wasn't entirely secure.
haakon52693 0
are you single?
Mutsumi_fml 0
600 people?! Seriously overdoing it. No wonder some people take years to pay off a loan they took out for their wedding. Smaller wedding longer honeymoon is the way to go I say.
Intoxicunt 6
Agreed 30,000%.
perdix 31
Elopement FTW.
DameGreyWulf 1
Lucky me, I'm too shy to have a 600-person wedding. I'd probably just get my cousins to do all the decorating, too.
KnuggaNootch 0
Hello Kitty? Me ow.
neon_shoes 0
ow oww.
HBubble 3
hey, you made the wedding extra special
metakingt 0
At least it's a guaranteed to be very remember-able wedding.
Superawesomestev 0
classic. it happens to everyone.
perdix 31
Any guy who noticed the panties is a freak. Unless you have unfortunate breasts.
aback 5
Nobody ever remembers those toasts, anyway, but THAT they'll remember.
lainzilla 14
What I want to know is where FML people keep finding cartoon character underwear in adult sizes.
ChunAsperEndao 0
This might not be exactly what you have in mind, but it's a start: http://www.webundies.com/ And feel free to let me know if you see anything you like. =)