Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at my best friend’s wedding. Mid-speech, I felt something was off. I looked down and realized I had a huge stain on my trousers. Not just a small stain, but a whole wet patch from crotch to knee. I had to finish the speech with one hand covering it. I later sniffed it, it was only champagne, but still… FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
Wedding party? Damn straight it's a party now.
CurlyHairGuy 0
Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?
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NorfolkDude 2
600 people you say? Laws of statistics state that probably someone took a picture, and is uploading it on some website right now. ;)
Bloodknight 22
This is the funniest thing I've read in forever, haha! FYL!
jillz 0
If this really happened then ...a moment like that, an image like that is now burned into their minds and it sure was an interesting sight for the new husband to see right before the honeymoon... I bet guys would love it if every (hot) maid of honor would do this for the wedding. I wonder how well the new wife took it though..lol Maid of Honor. LOL.
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Well they say the worse the wedding the better the marriage so at least you helped your friend have a good marriage!
jazzy1432 0
Well maybe she was sitting and it got caught, and then when she stood up the whole thing came down.
2FrackinRight 0
Seriously, this wedding video *has* to be on YouTube by now, no?
WorkThatButt 2
LoL, don't be ashamed hon, you just made their wedding more colorfull thats all -.o
FML_Judge 0
Today, I had my wedding. My best friend was a maid of honor. She forgot to zip up her dress all the way and in the middle of our vows her dress came off revealing her bare breasts and hello kitty panties. The man who was seconds away from being my husband.....dumped me for my best friend. FML. ;)
blah123blah 0
anyone else turned on right now?
mps1969 8
Raises hand......I am !
electroboy_fml 0
Yeah. Me too
22jrdn55 15
no not really
DeathShad0 1
Hello kitty is HAWT