Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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Top comments
ShadowOfHope 9
Seeing that you're a fellow Californian, I could only look at the bright side that you don't need as much water for your showers now, haha. As of the accident, at least it was just the pits. Hope your hair grows back lusciously.
Schizomaniac 24
It was early in the morning and he was groggy. Go home turtle, you're drunk.
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Comments (51)
moomimamoo 24
Fate It was fate It must've been because how else do you get the two confused?
Brandon1000 10
Nice, European style.
canadiangirl98 9
As a kid I used my dads shaving cream accidentally instead of toothpaste. It comes in a thin tube and sat next to it.
ellismai 2
Women "have" to cut their armpit hairs multiple times a week due to the patriarchy. You'll get over it.
Einstein89 0
How is this a "your life sucks"? Being groggy is an acceptable excuse? No. OP deserved it.
lchollett 22
Trimming one's armpit hair isn't that bad. Much like other body hair, it actually helps you to sweat less, and smell less. And if it's not your cup of tea, at least it's just a one time thing.
noellebelle626 19
This is where I'm glad to be able to shave my arm pits lol. But I'm sorry, that does suck
kristenlynn26 6
Arm pit hair is gross anyway lol
Hexal 5
Well, a lot of people shave armpits. so, not a fml, but good for you, or at least nothing bad. Cuz, there are people who should shave, but do not do that.