Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
Today, I got basically raided by Child Welfare on very true reports I left a 4 month-old boy home alone with just water. The boy in question is my dog. FML
Today, after an ex let me know I have a 19 year old-son. I was beyond excited so I spent the weekend with them and I can tell you now, the boy is a complete prick, and I prefer to continue to claim I’m childless rather than admit I fathered that arrogant, rude, selfish, entitled little shit. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
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mikkyNZ 15
If you don't want the dog pregnant why not get it fixed ?
PennyLane27 32
Was he supposed to physically stop two dogs getting busy? Why wasn't she spayed? Was the unneutered dog yours, too? Bob Barker would be terribly disappointed at this situation.
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Comments (53)
Cenobyte 10
Should have been a responsible dog owner and had the dog spayed. YDI
RichardPencil 32
Oh, gross, here comes puppy-monkey-baby.
pscool 11
Never forget what Bob Barker always said spay and neuter your pets!
Shadowbay 18
Everyone decides to fix their animals at different times. There are people who believe they should let their female go through at least one heat, and males to keep their manhood until a year. For bigger breeds it can be good to let some of those hormones run their course to create a balance, especially the males, helps with bone growth and such. There are all different opinions to this though. Maybe OP didn't know the dog was going in heat. If you did though, should've considered boarding her somewhere instead of relying on your son.
PhoenixChick 26
I'm not sure if your son wants the reputation of running a doggy brothel, or wants a rep with the local dude dogs of being a wingman. Either way, you need to explain to him that "doggy style" does not mean he needs to get himself into the actual canine sex scene.
Cathrin 26
To everyone saying "Why not get it fixed?", a few possible reasons: Couldn't afford it($50 at least, could be in the triple digits), couldn't get an appointment at a time that worked(it can't be done while the dog is in heat), could have been planning to breed her later(see #26's comment). This is why I'm not a fan of the character limit(but love the follow up feature)--stuff like this is hard to decide "YLS" or "YDI" without knowing the whole story.
Bibliovore 26
#41: One really shouldn't take on the responsibility of a pet unless one can afford to take care of it, which includes getting it fixed -- and a spaying is cheaper than raising a single litter of puppies. Timing is not that difficult.
DoomedGemini 38
I dislike that idea. A bunch of people here talking about animals being put down shouldn't. People fall on hard times for one so if they get the dog when financially stable doesn't mean they always will be. And if everyone who wasn't financially stable enough to always be ready for anything going wrong with a pet didn't have pets how many more do you think would be euthanized each day? How many pets are euthanized or given up by people who could pay for an "inconvenience" v.s. How many poor families will do whatever they can to get money up to save their pet? How many people keep dogs outside constantly that can afford to give them anything vs how many people who find themselves homeless will find a place for their animals to stay before themselves and will make sure their animals are fed?
Bibliovore 26
#70, I completely agree that people can fall on hard times and have financial trouble taking care of a pet, and I'd never recommend that they find a new home for their pet unless the pet really needs more than they can provide (we have a cat with a heart condition; she'd be dead without her twice-daily meds, so if we ever hit a point where we couldn't provide for her care we'd do our utmost to find her a loving home that could). But spaying/neutering isn't an "if something goes wrong" scenario; it should be scheduled ASAP when adopting a not-already-fixed pet, so is essentially an adoption cost. And if people adopt pets and don't get them fixed, every litter adds to the pool of animals that need homes and are at risk for euthanasia.
RoseCrystal 17
Why isn't your dog spayed? That seems irresponsible on your part.
Iceman9_fml 1
I thought your son f*cked your dog
whydough 14
bro code
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Where are my testicles Summer?
Sasha_94 13
Read it in Snowball's voice and everything