Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
Today, I got basically raided by Child Welfare on very true reports I left a 4 month-old boy home alone with just water. The boy in question is my dog. FML
Today, after an ex let me know I have a 19 year old-son. I was beyond excited so I spent the weekend with them and I can tell you now, the boy is a complete prick, and I prefer to continue to claim I’m childless rather than admit I fathered that arrogant, rude, selfish, entitled little shit. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
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mikkyNZ 15
If you don't want the dog pregnant why not get it fixed ?
PennyLane27 32
Was he supposed to physically stop two dogs getting busy? Why wasn't she spayed? Was the unneutered dog yours, too? Bob Barker would be terribly disappointed at this situation.
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Comments (53)
clair_brodie 35
Your son should have kept the dog in the house (unless it was one of your dogs that got it pregnant) but it is not his responsibility for it to not get pregnant. His response was stupid though. Even thought the dog was in heat, you could still have it spayed it is just not usually suggested. If you were planning on breeding her, then you should have made sure she had diapers to wear to prevent both leaking and penetration.
teedoesthis 3
What if OP wanted to potentially allow the dog to be breeded in the future? Just not now. Think of the future people!
Cenobyte 10
One day you should walk through an animal shelter and see why everyone is saying that the dog should have been spayed. There are thousands of unwanted animals, many pure bred. Maybe you are the one who should think of the future.
superapple 23
And that's why you spay/ neuter your pets. You're just as much at fault as your son. YDI. I hope you make sure the puppies find beautiful homes and the new owners sign a protection contract. Those can save a dog's life. Usually they state that you have to be informed if the dog will be rehomed/ dropped at a shelter and they can also include a rule saying the dogs need to be spayed/ neutered within so and so many months. That way you can make sure the puppies don't end up in the hands of a backyard breeder.
jimeple 12
Why is it most of the comments are just bashing someone? It's suppose to be a forum to ease tensions and have a good laugh.. Lighten up bitches.
HRose 2
Making valid points about a world wide issue leading to millions of deaths a year is bashing? Hmmm.... ok.
oc77067 5
YDI, spay your dog!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
If only there was a way.....surgery perhaps....that would prevent dogs and cats from reproducing and adding to the massive number of unwanted animals being euthanized every day. Hmmm....
Aspirax 13
It's not your son's fault.
thenaff 4
If you don't want a pregnant dog get it neutered or spayed. Simple.
StPatty 4
Nice lmao
HRose 2
Unless your animal has a medical reason why they can't be sedated in any form, there is NO excuse to have an intact dog. You deserved it. The point at which you messed up was being a neglectful owner, not leaving your son to watch the dog.