Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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Top comments
blueeyedwolf 10
If you are busting at the seams of said clothes, I don't think it's safe to say they fit...
sweet_candy_ 17
Why do people keep their high school clothes? Eventually it will lead to disappointment.
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Comments (95)
smokindagoo 0
lol your idea of "fit" is a little more different then most i guess. did it fit like in the fat chick with the belly shirt kinda fit?
Brittany0989 0
Just because it zips doesn't mean it fits.
MoreLemonPledge 0
you kinda look like my Spanish teacher
FriskyCoconut 0
just because you can fit into them doesn't mean they still fit. squeezing into clothes doesn't equal fitting.
DocBastard 40
How many pounds ago did you graduate? Er, I mean years... No, I meant pounds.
DoesUntoOthers 0
This would go either way, if you really looked that way, then you deserved it. Nothing worse than people squeezing in clothes that don't actually fit. If you fit them fine then fyl for having a jerk husband. But I doubt that is the case unless your husband is a real douche.
sallen0046 4
Unless you have serious problems with your eye sight, you should not have to be told that you look like a sausage in clothes that do not fit. Just because you can squeeze yourself into something doesn't mean that it actually fits. If you're married, you're probably too old to be wearing clothes you would have worn in high school anyway.
jklpuzo 2
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Grosso 3
#15 kinda looks like a pedophile
vettle 6
dont feel bad most of us wouldn't even be able to fit in them to have a chance to look like a stuffed sausage.