WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
morphea
Chantepie, France
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Andrea Trevor
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
This means war
Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn't left the same treat right where I step when getting out of bed. FML
SHIT-BREATH
Chepstow, United Kingdom
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
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socksxox 19
Jesus Christ how bad does your room already smell to not notice that there is A LITERAL SHIT ON YOUR BED.
Waxwell 21
Guys. Enough with the puns about shit. Please.
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Catdragon 40
This has actually happened to me before. My dog pooped on my floor and I stepped in it so I scolded her. So that very night, she pooped right in between my legs, under the covers and I rolled into it when I woke up.
socialproduct 19
My dog will occasionally get cat shit from the litter box and casually place it on my bed. I'm not sure if it's a "gift" or if he's just being an asshole.
RosesThorn17 7
These poop puns are really shitty. *is shot* but seriously, that sucks, OP. But how did you not SMELL A GODDAMN PILE OF SHIT RIGHT NEXT TO YOU IN BED?!
xxUnknown 19
I have unfortunately done this before.. Kinda. It's always really dark when I get into bed and I didn't check my bed before getting in (I have ever since it happened) so I lay down and there's the shit.. OP did say it was UNDER the covers. So the smell may have been hidden. And if OP was in a situation like mine, they found the poop before they even got the chance to notice the smell.
Salston2004 6
so horrible smh
F_OFF_D 4
It's one thing to let your pet in your room,but allow it on your bed creates problems and issues. It's your personal space/area and if your dog ***** on that,then he/she does not respect you at all.
Radayam 19
A similar thing happened to me once, only it was a hairball from one of my cats. My sympathies.
bornpatriot 11
Do you have more than one pet ? If yes, then your dog is asserting dominance over the other pet. If not, then dogs treat their owners (handlers ?) as the alpha. But in this case he's clearly trying to establish himself as the alpha. Or !!! Take your dog out for a walk and book an appointment with the vet over the weekend (hopefully, it was just a one time thing though)
MyS3lf 24
I can empathize somewhat, as last night after a particularly long day, I took my three dogs outside to do their business one last time before bed, and all but one did. No matter what she wouldn't go. Turns out that she was holding it to mark her "territory" on my side of the bed, so when I crawled into bed finally I laid down right into a nasty puddle. Guess who spent the night in her crate? Yeah, aren't dogs awesome? So sorry yours was worse, hope it didn't get mushed into the mattress too much.
jmtucker 6
How bad is your room that you couldn't even smell dog shit..?