idgit42
United States
Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pplsuck
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
stephiexbabexx
United States
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Eyalsh
Greifswald, Germany
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
HonestlyVirgoHonesty
Moist
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
CodyS
Rocky River, United States
Sticky situation
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Tired Hungry Geek
United States
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.
Vehicle 1
I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.
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JaiBrooks5 13
That rhymes! It should be a doctor suess poem
Wewky 4
You must do anything for the chicken.
kiaroxilles 8
That happened to my mom when she was young. She accidentally threw her retainers away after having braces for a painful 4 full years...except she never got them replaced and now her teeth are worse off than they were before braces. I hope you got them replaced, OP? I had to have braces too (thankfully only for a year and a half) and I make sure to put in my retainers at least one night out of the week. Don't want to go through that again.
jay0627 8
It's happened to me too OP
tuxedoandex 28
i did that once after eating lunch in a town 100 km from where i live. we had to drive there at 3 am to beat the garbage trucks
the_bassist__ 15
OP, you didn't deserve it. Everybody does stuff like that! Just never set it on your lunch tray
_ali__cat_ 14
Omg this is just like that episode of Camp Lazlo.