Anonymous
United States
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
dine and DASH our friendship
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Anonymous
Elmwood Park, United States
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
ashleyevans
United States
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Oxnar60
Harwich, United States
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Top comments
idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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48Connor 10
******* dumbass
Z_Money 0
Bad call OP. just.. Bad call
chellexx 0
this is not an FMZl, you are just an idiot
nofriends28 0
How is this a 'fml'? How about f the servers life who most likely had to pay money out of their own pocket that they work very hard for so you could eat? You are a horrible human being. If you are going to dine and dash you might as well wait outside a restaurant and mug a server when they are leaving cause you are stealing money from them either way. I hope you feel good about yourself for being a criminal who steals from hard working people. YDI and you deserve being arrested!
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
smooth
Foxracingluver 0
mhm just lovely... it would of been smarter to just dine and not dash away without your phone
perdix 31
Ouch! Looks like the "dine 'n' dash" turned to a "fail 'n' jail." If you like free food, your are going to love the tossed salad in the pokey.
GETOVERIT2039 0
LOL fail n' jail
postaltubealex 0
Fail'n'jail. Awesome!
Flutist 3
Might I interest you in a nice bend over bitch with a side of take it like a man. We also serve man sausage, knuckle sandwiches and asshole beatings. Take your pick. They are all free. Plus your one phone call, will be the owner of the establishment.
perdix 31
As scrumptious as all of the offering you present sound, I think I'll pay for my meals and keep my sweet ass out of jail.
Flutist 3
We also serve salad, its tossed with a side of Ky Dressing. But if you aren't hungry...
Six_and_the_Moon 3
It's sad that you even thought to post this, as though there were any doubt whatsoever that it was your own damn fault.
lane4 1
I'm sorry. but that's what u get. lol
Red_Bull_yay 0
YDI ... or i guess now YTDI. Has "totally" always been there?