Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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mFormyself 0
Tell her it's a typo?
Poppycorn22 0
Haha, I've given projects funny names before but YDI for giving a file on your computer that vile of a name.
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Comments (85)
plexico 4
Maybe the teacher will pick up on your bold, but crude pick-up line and want the F*** you. It would be hilarious if she is a frumpy sow-pig who thinks she is your teacher in the art of F***ing, and makes you complete assignments F***ing her to avoid giving you a F***ing 'F' for the class.
capricaz 0
3 hour assignments are a problem now? bohooo your life sucks. YDI. I hope the prof does everything she can to kick you out of the class...and keep your money.
Akuser 0
1. He might be in middle or high school, so no professor. 2. 3 hour assignments can be a bitch during that time, especially if it is really easy, yet it takes ******* forever. 2a. Or when it's the AP US History terms from my high school's AP History class where the teacher haves you write a half page at least per each term and haves you do 40 (if you are lucky) at a time. 3. The FML is NOT about the assignment length, it was turning an assignment in to his teacher and have that assignment call said teacher a ******.
shanisdaman 0
thats a mad idea!! it would work!
myhairynutsack 0
You're an idiot.
123sploosh 0
3 hours? what are you in middle school?
blastvortex 4
Have fun visiting the headmaster's office, ya twonk.
shelboo_fml 0
The second I saw this, I knew it had to be Canada ;D
skullet 0
fatty
shelboo_fml 0
lolwut
White667 0
Does no one else wonder how the hell he managed to do this? When attacking a file to e-mail you have to look through the directory for the FILE NAME. How on earth did you not notice that's what you're sending when you have to actually specifically find that file.
WhyComplain 0
He said the title was the problem - not the file name. Maybe the file name was just "Assignment 1" or whatever?
followmeimfamous 0
say your brother or sister wrote it as a joke haha