Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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youngmessi252525 20
Report the creepy guy for sexual harassment and then he won't risk doing it again, and punch the other guy in the throat!
aukaylaheath 16
Instead of giving you a different guys number, he could have just said no.
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Comments (114)
zfigs 0
Where did the comments go?
trucker2 33
No texting in class LMAO
carbonbasedcynic 17
"that guy grabbed my ass i should be able to cut his dick off" what scares me is how many of you upthumbed that comment
citrusglass 22
...how does this cute boy have the creep's phone number?
Saraishi 25
Appearances are deceiving: your cute guy is an asshole.
noblis 5
YDI for trying to ask someone out in a text. Face to face rejection is better than a date with a creepy guy.
khrystwiztidkid 15
I hope you've reported the creep. If he thinks it's okay, it might not only be you being harassed. Brining it up to authorities could save a lot of girls. You can even send an anonymous report dear? good luck, creepers are not fun xo
skyblueprincess 17
lol
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
In seventh grade I slapped a guy for feeling my arm up. I suggest you slap the perv as well, it might not get you in trouble. "Self defense" or something.
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
I'd try that
snowflake2410 3
And watch this be the beginning of a beautiful relationship and a funny meet-cute story. :)