Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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youngmessi252525 20
Report the creepy guy for sexual harassment and then he won't risk doing it again, and punch the other guy in the throat!
aukaylaheath 16
Instead of giving you a different guys number, he could have just said no.
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Comments (114)
Ellendyra 10
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interesting33 37
If OP doesn't sexually harass him then it is unlikely he would see her in the same way as she views creepy guy, but i get what you mean
hardcorefan16 22
That is so rude. If he didn't want to give you his number he could of said no.
middlenamefrank 8
Wow, a real life ditch dial!
Lalala579121 28
I just want to know how and why cute guy knows creepy guy's number.
feefer91 2
everyone is calling cute guy a creep, maybe creep guy is just a little mentally challenged and cute guy is trying to be a friend and get him a date
silverbane27 13
Agh so finally a girl sees what happens to guys constantly
worldclassrager 41
At least give you the rejection hotline...what an asshole
feefer91 2
so you liked the guy enough over text to ask him out but you're mad cuz he's a creep? or you asked him out regardless of personality because you thought it was the cute boy? you deserve it, as superficial as you are it's good the one you wanted didn't give you a chance, you wouldn't give "creepy" a chance even though via text you liked him not knowing it was him
Emirac 10
You seem like the type to catfish and then get angry when the person you lied to doesn't like you. Nowhere does op say that she and the guy had weeks long intimate conversations. The conversation could've been as simple as "hey it's Sara. Do you want to have dinner with me?"
TheMathMajor 26
Also, the guy grabbed her ass. Even if they did get along over text, that shit's not acceptable and she has every right to be upset and not want to see him. It also makes him 100% a creep and she's not wrong for labeling him that way either.
annalily5 28
Oh how dare the bitch not want to go out with the guy sexually molesting her just because he was able to send a couple half decent texts.
Nissi 17
Sounds to me like you've got at least two creeps in your class. Sorry OP.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Im sorry, on behalf of all assholes, I apologize.