Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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youngmessi252525 20
Report the creepy guy for sexual harassment and then he won't risk doing it again, and punch the other guy in the throat!
aukaylaheath 16
Instead of giving you a different guys number, he could have just said no.
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Comments (114)
boxergirl1054 16
Asshole!!
ColdRoxas 18
The dude sucks for that but we don't know if the creep is friends with him for all we know he was just trying to help a friend out since the creep must like OP but idk just a thought
Calebdowling12 2
If you want to make sure you were given the right number, after they give it to you but read it back to them with one incorrect number. If they correct you then they are telling the truth and if they don't then they are lying.
fetuseater54 7
at least you didn't shatter your toilet with your knee and your knee with your toilet.
nakros 17
I like how everyone's calling this guy an asshole when girls do the exact same thing and nobody cares. Sorry I just had to be that guy.
_minifty 15
This, everybody, is why you ask people out in person, not over text.
wallerkat 12
Why did you do it by text? Calling is always better...
ghostriley 14
Always remember sluttyness is a very underrated quality show the guy you like what he missed by making the creep real happy
GregFML 21
You could've repeated the number wrong to the guy and checked if it was legit
CommonSenseGuy 2
At least you'll have an easy date.