Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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hootersgirl09 0
Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."
TheAntiComment 0
damn, see if you can hook me up with her I want that number
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Comments (72)
Swiggs09 0
If she was deaf why would you knock & say hello if you know she wouldnt hear you?
couldbeworse55 0
This site needs a "Big f'n deal" option. Oh, and ditto about the near deaf grandma. We laugh at your stupidity, because one of these days, we all will be old, or are old, or our wives ... etc. At least she was only folding clothes :-P
Libbyy 0
I don't see why people are doubting your right to label that incident a 'FML'. It clearly was. No one wants to see that.
starbaby 0
Some people on here are so judgemental! Who makes you the FML police it ruins it for the rest of us. Eithe 1 moderate or 2 move on! As for the op I agree your life is f'd no one wants to see that!
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL
Bunny420 0
What did you do after that... lol Did you just walk out, or did you get her attention XD.
you_not_me_OWNED 0
i wish i was there.......
ohdamn_fml 2
It's nice that some of you are fine with thinking about your parents and grandparents naked and having sex, but other people aren't. I highly doubt my mum would be fine and dandy after seeing her own mother naked. If it was for a medical reason, obviously that's in a different context. But it has nothing to do with maturity. If you think something is gross, it's gross
heather889121 0
i agree with #9 and #13... bodies are just bodies... shit happens...
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
YES #14. Sucks for anyone who goes around moaning how ****** their life is just because they saw a family member in the nude. Waaaaaaaahhhhh.