Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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hootersgirl09 0
Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."
TheAntiComment 0
damn, see if you can hook me up with her I want that number
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Comments (72)
llama 1
at #3. hahaha GILF. made my day but seriously. that would scar me for life.....next time wait for your grandparents to OPEN the door
Icalasari 0
Oh god... I think I will soon make an FML. Depends on if I puke or not, though
gorbagil 0
Are u a guy?
dizzy87 0
I almost saw another part of my grandma the other day because our bathroom connects to the door to the backyard so I was going to walk through because the door was open. Luckily, I saw through the crack of the door a luckily unclear view of her doing her business. It was still too close for comfort!
jazzmancarron 11
AH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!! i woulda gouged out my own eyeballs with a piece of razor wire.
lalala098 0
lol so? she's family that could be YOU one day!!!! suck it up srry but thi isn't even that FML :-/
chelzy 0
yeah. it coldve been worse. I was stuck in my parents bathroom during an afternoon delight. :'(
Isaac_The_Great 0
Mmm!
you_failed 15
That must be one memory that will remain scarred deeply in your mind.
capslockisgood 19
If shes deaf, why did you knock on the door?