Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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hootersgirl09 0
Haha a similar experience happened to me...my 7-year-old brother decided as a joke to walk in on my grandma taking a bath. He walks out about a minute later with the most solemn expression ever and goes, "Kate, Grandma's boobs are melting."
TheAntiComment 0
damn, see if you can hook me up with her I want that number
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Comments (72)
TouchDown_fml 0
Wow, wtf is with people today? Everyone is so pissy. I for one don't want to walk into my Grandparents house and see them naked. I don't think anyone wants to see that... # 22 23 28 31 and 32 all need to lighten up a bit. Oh and I agree, at that age they are excess skin not boobs.
ohhboyy 0
#8 why should he be arrested for "breaking and entering" his grandparents' house?? If mine didn't answer their door I would have thought something might be wrong.. lighten up
lol_seriously 0
CORRRRR DUDE scared for life?
Shroomsteroo 0
if i were old, i would do this. who ******* cares if i'm topless!
latuka 0
oh get over it guys. my grandparents (in germany) are nudists and walk around the house naked all the time. its not thaat bad guys. i second #37. who the **** cares? they are old.. they can do whatever the **** they want!
latuka 0
and i agree with #14. this site needs an option of "big f'n deal, get over yourself"
mathews666 0
21 you are my hero shit happens i heart your band
theoldGP 0
EWWWWW. that sucks. but totally not an FML. get over yourself.
whynotlive 0
OUCHHHHH waiiiiit did she notice you noticed herrr?!??!
O_W_N_E_D 0
you do know that you have also seen your mothers, infact you have had your mouth on them