Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML
Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML
Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
if you can beat this obstacle, you can beat many more. think of it as challenging yourself.
sarah6786 14
op doesn't HAVE to eat it. First step in practicing willpower.
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Comments (113)
olpally 33
Simple, don't eat it. Just ignore them, you're probably in better shape then them anyways. Stay strong op.
thissexyguy96 11
Sounds like i have a real supporting family
andrewbourgeois1 5
Your going to have to get used to it. People on diets can't just ask for fast food restaurants to hide their signs
FMLJFL 5
It's your diet, not theirs.
Thunderstruck14 30
Today, I'm vegetarian and someone ate meat. FML That's what you sound like, OP
dman798 18
Not even close.
rldostie 19
Actually, it's pretty damn close. What others eat shouldn't matter to your own diet.
Emily062611 6
Perhaps the difference here is that this sounds like the very first day of this new lifestyle. It's especially hard to get off to a good start if your family isn't behind you. The analogous fml would be "Today I'm trying to eat vegetarian meals. My family had steaks and bacon for dinner. FML"
Dcm210 19
Did they take it away? Lol
StormyZero 11
Did you tell them?
MixMastaKDizzle 12
I haven't heard it called takeaway in forever.. But, you'll face those "good vs. bad" choices everywhere.
rldostie 19
Don't eat it. Simple as that. Eating healthy is a choice, just like putting shit into your body is a choice. What your family eats shouldn't impact your diet.
peacejunior 12
They are testing your determination.