Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML
Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML
Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
if you can beat this obstacle, you can beat many more. think of it as challenging yourself.
sarah6786 14
op doesn't HAVE to eat it. First step in practicing willpower.
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Comments (113)
Faddyy6 17
delay your plan for 1 day :)
singer0421 32
How is that "showing their support"? They must've known it was unhealthy!
greeneyebeauty9 28
if i'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure that sarcasm was intended.
singer0421 32
I realize that it was sarcastic, I was just saying the family is a being a bunch of dumbasses by "showing their support" with unhealthy food.
KushCrushin89 10
Do you not grasp the concept of sarcasm? Obviously the OP was saying that their family wasn't showing support by eating the food in front of them while he/she was dieting. Do you understand now, or do I need to be more blunt?
Not_Impressed13 9
*facepalm*
BrotherPhil 35
I may be mistaken, but I rather get the impression that that is the point of posting things on FML.
aliciavanham 13
You're doing this for your self so overcome that obstacle. Then you can do everything that you want!
1dvs_bstd 41
Chances are if you can resist the delicacy, you're ready to diet and lose weight.
davincidasecond 24
I have a feeling this is a test. Don't give in, OP!
1dvs_bstd 41
cool story bro
davincidasecond 24
Congrats, you can read shirts.
simmyiphone 18
Needs more dragons
BrotherPhil 35
Needs more cowbell.
xSkittle 16
To be honest.. you are on a diet, not them. But it would be good for everyone to stop eating that junk. Maybe if you cook from now on you can actually control your healthy diet and what you are eating? It's hard but hang on there!
jixiekat 14
takeaway food?
igive 29
It's our version of take-out
perdix 31
If they take away food from you, that could work.
eapoc 6
Pizza's not for breakfast!
Not_Impressed13 9
Yes, it is!
happyfingers 15
What, just because YOU'RE going on a diet that means your family also has to? How about you practice some restraint and stop blaming other people for what you eat, hm?