Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Goatinsfriend 8
If I was a dog..so many things I would to humans.
emmama19 15
He was protecting the weeds. They were his friends!!!!
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Comments (110)
WheresPengAt 0
May be your dog is on weed if u know what am saying
cmcmluver 0
why would u let him head but u twice? ur falt ydi
deliriousbasil 0
Gotta love dogs! Even the silly and clumsy ones :) BTW that policy doesn't apply to cats at all!!!
coffee_man900 16
All I can say is: Ouch! Ouch! :)
Pure_Magic 4
Ouch! Ouch! - Headbutt twice - Now that's funny !
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
Put the dog down. that'll teach it for messing with you
nw42 0
how did u get a concussion from pulling weeds?
Zomg_Okay 27
Try re-reading the FML.
laden_swallow09 35
Reading comprehension, FTW
texanplayer 1
Puss
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because getting a concussion means you're a pussy. Grow up, moron. Not every medical situation that happens to people marks them as a pussy.
BeatifulPenguin 4
I think he was trying to hurt you, OP.
monique8axel 6
Damm that dog wanted revenge
mudracer41 4
Gotta love our pets....haha FYL