Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Top comments
Goatinsfriend 8
If I was a dog..so many things I would to humans.
emmama19 15
He was protecting the weeds. They were his friends!!!!
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Comments (110)
wittygirl 8
Lassie save me!
Pentium_4 27
man i wish i could know what's going on through a dogs head when they do something like that
WaSiSimiLang 8
It's better than getting asspoked with your dog's dong while you were bending over innit?
Meowingtons500 18
That's really disturbing. I get you were trying to be humorous , but I found it disturbing. ._. Maybe I'm just being oversensitive.
WaSiSimiLang 8
I don't get it? It is real in some cases... Go read it online... Not trying to be funny in some dark *********** ( or however you spell that) sense. And yeah those cases are disturbing...
emILYforever 0
Good on the dog:) Smart animal.
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Tag, you're it!
Ima_NeRD6213 4
Show him who's boss and headbutt him back...dogs like that kind of shit.
06dopey 8
calm down mike vick
foreverfailing 1
Ha.
br0ccoli 15
He just wants some attention. You're so neglectful, he has to pretend he's a ram. Next thing you know, he'll be pissing on backpacks and trying drugs.
06dopey 8
its a dog. not you
Meowingtons500 18
I think you're trying to hard. I
br0ccoli 15
38-yea you're right. I do love pissing on bags and doing drugs and ramming people while they're gardening. Totally me. lol. 42-if you're going to troll, use the right words. It's 'too' not 'to'. Btw, I think your profile is trying TOO hard.
Meowingtons500 18
You think my profile is trying too hard? That's neat. I'm quite flattered you took the time to look at my profile. I was just voicing my opinion, not trolling or disrespecting you. My apologies for the slight typo, I do recall learning the differences between "two, too, and to" in Grade 1 English. That is all. Have a lovely day. :-)
06dopey 8
FML fight!
jellybeardoggie 4
Lol
cindykitty 0
Time for the dog to go in the woods to "shoot" birds(dog)...lol