Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Top comments
Vertoule 7
FYL because you're jealous that he probably looked better in it than you.
GlassJAwkidE 3
Join Him
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Comments (136)
zungg 5
For sure he wants to 'be' with you all the time.
Rika18 0
Haha did u have sum singles?!?!? LOL
lisaloise 3
Aw c'mon. That was called Curiosity :P
emopanda1 0
your cute
averagexbecca 0
So? He likes a healthy breeze round his privates. (+1 if anyone can figure out where that's from :D)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire xD
xoconnie 8
hahaha thats funny, but i think more of a FML for him, than you.
iwadasn 33
It's probably an FML for both of them.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Hate to be a spelling nazi but.. Its surprise.
x0_fml 0
:3 I like it. He sounds like a cutiepie.
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
he wanted to feel pretty is he cute? tell him to hit me up :p
TheLetterZero 7
What a "suprising" happenstance.
bravesmile 0
Is ur name Jordon?