Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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Top comments
ragnarok1540 39
OP, if he ever decides to go on a psychotic killing spree, he will spare you because you showed him a shred of kindness ... tell yourself that to get to sleep at night.
MitchRapp 20
It sucks when you try to be kind but it doesn't go as planned.
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Comments (54)
RainCl0ud 22
You're not "Damn, Daniel" are you?
myfaygobabies 3
damn Danial haha
Fuzy2K 7
There was a guy on Youtube who did exactly that to get reactions out of people. He even went into a school and filmed the teacher repeatedly telling him to get out.
serrentinoj 11
hey, at least you tried to do something nice!
fmylifegshit 10
Damn that sucks. I usually sit alone during lunch Only because I don't f*ck with anyone, and everyone in my school is fake asf... Idk what his excuse is.. Good luck OP!
Maddog9848 14
Sometimes people are alone for a reason
zaidthunder1 27
I've met my fair share of weirdos but I've felt that talking can really help. Maybe the guy is mentally sick or something.
ladycoco8 20
Surprisingly, these situations never usually work out correctly. I tried friending the lonely guy once at lunch, and he ended up asking me to homecoming the very next day. I said yes, because he was nice, but I also would have felt bad saying no. So we went, and I ended up leaving him mid-dance because he popped a boner and I was 15 and not into that lol.
Brandi_Faith 34
You ditched the guy because he got a boner? That's so sad. Poor guy was going through puberty and couldn't control it. At the same time you were only 15 and were probably scared and now regret your actions. But I still feel sorry for the guy. Left alone and ditched because of something he had no control over. :(
ladycoco8 20
Well I don't blame him now. We're still in contact nowadays. But he was 18 at the time and I didn't want the situation to go anywhere that was, ya know, illegal. Plus I wasn't in tune with sexual things yet, so boners scared me, tbh. Lol. Sounds dumb. I know.
ladycoco8 20
I'd also like to point out that I wasn't grinding on him. We were literally just dancing normally, and the only reason I noticed was because my friend said something.
thenetflox 4
You did the right thing , he was 18 and shouldn't be hanging around 15 year Olds anyways. Guys that hang around the younger girls usually only do so because the girls their age know how creepy they are.
genshift 8
So, what have we learned?
tomvertigo 17
If this is at school get him to start following you and walk straight to the principals office.