Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
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AndelleRae 9
YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.
Glam_fml 0
Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly.
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thisishilarious 0
and yet youre probably still in better shape than most of the U.S.
crazysk8guy 0
FIRST!!! lol fail
kitkatkelly 0
I didn't even know that could happen.
Shyman4ever 0
Great I bet she was taken anyways.
Jay_Willis 0
ya ur rite **** ur life but hey dont feel bad i could see myself doin the same thing :)
rabbit_fml 0
Why do men think things like this will impress women? Any hot chick that is impressed by a guy just running by her has no standards.
cadenernest 0
News flash, we know when you've sped up merely to impress us, and we're not impressed, you look like a ******* tool factory. It's like you have some bloated sense of pride in being able to run/drive faster than we can and that you'll garner a smile and a date out of your 'effort'. Then you're surprised when any decent woman gives you a scowl of disgust. Either enjoy the view from behind or run faster to catch up with her and talk rather than running past her like it's a race and your balls need an ego boost.
speedmastaflex 0
That's happened to me before. When you try to go from 0-60 with an out of shape body, you just vomit.
stringoffail 0
When I ran cross country, I used to exert myself to the point of throwing up. My letter jacket even has "Barfy" embroidered on it.
YoungTechnique 0
So...I guess you didn't get her number?