Today, I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried for hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Top comments
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Get your grandmother to text back :D
noobpwn12321 6
Grandmas always have cookies to heal hearts
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Comments (65)
buckdharma 38
You're a bad girl cause you don't even miss him You're a bad girl for breaking his heart Now you're mee, meemawlin
MzZombicidal 36
If you weren't even aware of it being a serious relationship for him, you did the right thing, OP. Communication was obviously lacking. Except from his grandma!
twinkiefeets 17
At least he cares.
brentman28 5
what*
iiTzNeeNerz 26
What a pansy.
merpherp 7
I was in a relationship like that my girlfriends mom would text me. Then her mom and dad texted me calling me an asshole because I wanted to spend an hour with my family on Christmas Eve.
K410 18
Wait his grandma can text? O.o
monnanon 14
my gran is 70 and can text but its a little garbled at times. its been around long enough for almost everyone to know hoe to do it.
gameover18 17
Guys have feelings too.
BlackPhenom 9
Uh oh he brought in the ultimate weapon: grandma-induced guilt to the rescue!
interesting33 37
I guess you both had different ideas on where you were in the relationship and what type of relationship it was... how did you break up with him?