Today, I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried for hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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TimeDisposalEngi 14
Get your grandmother to text back :D
noobpwn12321 6
Grandmas always have cookies to heal hearts
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Comments (65)
Lehk 9
Post Ke$ha's "Grow a Pear" to his facebook wall
TheNewGuy03 29
It's good to actually talk to the other person before you decide to end stuff
monnanon 14
she did talk to him. thats why the relationship has ended. not many relationships end by mutual decision.
TheNewGuy03 29
I understand your point of view, but that's exactly my point. No one really tries anymore. They assume something is a certain way. Obviously, she had no idea that her boyfriend had any feelings for her, so she told him she was breaking up with him.
blackhearts 2
This presumes she dumped him because she didn't know he had deep feelings for her? She dumped him because she didn't have deep feelings for him. If she wanted something more serious, she would have asked for something more serious. She wanted out.
chibimonstar 9
Wow what a lil panzy
Ryan8878 21
Just like all the women out that cry when they get broken up with, right? All (male and female) a bunch of whiny bitches.
Axel5238 29
This really depends I think on how long they were dating and the age of the parties involved. If they are mid to late twenties and had been dating for a while/ had been discussing marriage I can see the bf being this upset. Too much of this depends on other things.
jdcisney 5
YDI, you don't play with people's feelings like that. Talk it out first
Kc1001 14
Guy probably talked it out with grandma to feel better. Grandma definitely over reacted. Sorry girl.
UpprCut2DaNut 1
Wat a bitch ass pussy
problemsproblems 6
Luke?