Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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Zandra 0
Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?
llSgtScopell 0
If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha
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Lilyoda_fml 0
So, did she say yes?
oooh_dear 0
you want to spend the rest of your life with her. yet you practically killed her. what a great proposal! =] did she say yes?
Seegtease 0
Too much Murphy's Law to be true. Oh wait. "And on the way to the Hospital, we were in a head-on collision. While we were at the hospital, there was a fire and the whole building burned down. We then got hit with meteors and lightning simultaneously."
RiceyFighter 0
YOU SHOWED HER!!
King_of_Kings 3
you have been dating this girl for 3 years, and you didnt know she was allergic to walnuts? your suposed to know these things so that shit like this doesn't happen.
McLaughlane 0
That really sucks. But I guess it'll teach you to ruin a perfectly good brownie with walnuts. Why the hell would you do that in the first place? But anyway, if she didn't tell you about her walnut allergy, I don't see how you could have known, unless she carries an epi-pen wherever she goes. I'm allergic to almonds and I can tell you that nut allergies really suck though...so take care not to make anything with walnuts in it in the future.
sudis 0
lol
Puolukka 4
Oh my...that was a little dumb on her part too though...I'm sure you could see pieces of the nuts in the brownies...knowing about her allergies she should have asked what kind of nuts they were, because since she never told you about her allergies she should have known that you didn't know...lol...does that make sense how I explained it?! And about choking on the ring...does she not CHEW before she swallows :D because if the piece was small enough where she didn't need to chew, then the ring couldn't have fit in it...and if it was bigger she should have chewed before swallowing... Sucks though...I still hope she said yes...that IS one hell of a story to tell your kids...
jessywoo 0
hehe, damn this sucks. I know your trying to be romanic and all, it just went wrong. FYL. But seriously?? Why ever put walnuts in a brownie??
vxjazz 0
How could you not know she was allergic to walnuts? You don't deserve to marry her at all. And don;t play with your food.