Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Bullocks
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rochester, United States
Snowflake
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Top comments
Timeline 0
that's ironic it's almost like choking on a life saver
captn_fml 0
It's all a marketing scheme..
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Comments (36)
NEEPLES 7
Sucks to be you.
LilMissNYC 5
Don't you mean you cut yourself ON a box? Not of a box?
cookielover98 0
Stop being a baby
vocaloidtiger 12
Oh, the irony
bethanyjk 0
At least the band aids were right there.
aksweetheart 7
Ha! Thats like getting injured at a hospital :D
Yorih 19
Grab two plasters and carry on about your day, I highly doubt they were big cuts x)
CJLALH 8
U cut ur self big whoop. That doesn't deserve the title of fml
lukehemmings_fml 10
oh no, i cut myself.. i hate my life so much..
laughingtoohard 14
That way you get more bandaids