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Today, I encouraged my boyfriend to get out of the house more often. So he did. He went out on a date. FML
Today, I encouraged my boyfriend to get out of the house more often. So he did. He went out on a date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Ouch! If that's his idea of following your advice, then you can make sure he stays out.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Guess he'll be out of the house a lot longer than either of you planned, because it's time to dump him and kick him out.
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Ouch! If that's his idea of following your advice, then you can make sure he stays out.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Guess he'll be out of the house a lot longer than either of you planned, because it's time to dump him and kick him out.