Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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Top comments
jenninyc1128 17
That really must have been terrible, hope you feel better!!!
WolfAvenge 22
Shoo fly, don't bother me!
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Comments (44)
worldclassrager 41
Why did I read this over my dinner???
littlekellilee 45
1) complete and utter, not udder. An udder belongs on a cow 2) It's dramatic calling everyone dramatic. 3) Yes, this is THE Internet (your spelling and grammar is atrocious) but that doesn't mean people will support your nonsensical thoughts.
Distroyer555 4
I guess that fly flew up.
tiredofwaiting 25
Now that's nasty.
allforfun 23
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly I guess she'll die
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
you're such an idiot, why didn't you just swallow the fly like eveyone else
cyna_g 18
At least you got the fly out.
cloudyface 23
Did the fly survive?