Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband announced he was leaving me for a girl he met at work because she “has a hotter body” and “looks better in bed during sex.” I gave birth to his kid earlier this year. I said I was gonna bleed him dry on child support and alimony, and he said, “So? I can afford it. I make 6 figures a year.” FML
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choirnerd9 0
Even if he is no longer attracted to you, you ARE his wife. Unless you two agreed on taking out the part of the vows that include being faithful, he is an ass.
ellopoppet 0
I'm so sorry =| he's a prick, you have your child to look out for, ignore his dumbass and do what you have to do! good luck w| everything.
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Comments (317)
northern_lights 0
Pregnancy is disgusting. You probably knew what kind of man he was when you married him and I bet you thought having a baby would fix things. You deserve it.
sgtrobswifey 0
Obviously your mom thought the same thing and tried to abort your ass. That's why you now walk around town looking like a walking abortion, you **** wad.
THEmuffinpan 0
Hooray for lopsided boobies!!
sgtrobswifey 0
I lol'd at this! My hubby and baby live my lopsided boobies! heheh
sgtrobswifey 0
*love
munderhill33 0
omg no words to described how wrong and repulsive he just became!!!
RockstarRN 10
**** him! Tell him it's his BFFs baby and leave his sorry ass!
muffpuncher 0
dirt. bag.
conniebaby67 0
what a bastard. I'm sure your beautiful.
Monkeybutt1 0
Oh my gosh.. Honestly i would dump hiss ass and find a man who can treat you well enough to not call you fat when you are 16 months pregnant! Im sure you are beAutiful:)
vanaathiel 13
Your comment made me lol. Did you mean to put 16 months? You known humans are only pregnant for 9 months (give or take a month) right? Don't you????
mariazzz 5
dear #117. LMAOOOO ;)
vlcardenx3 0
to ALL ... who are saying she deserved it : NO ONE deserves to be cheated on . no matter what their size, condition (pregnant or not), history, etc . its idiots like you that makes me hate the human race ! so sry you had to go thru this OP . FYL
chelspm 5
Ew he is a disgusting pig.