Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband announced he was leaving me for a girl he met at work because she “has a hotter body” and “looks better in bed during sex.” I gave birth to his kid earlier this year. I said I was gonna bleed him dry on child support and alimony, and he said, “So? I can afford it. I make 6 figures a year.” FML
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Top comments
choirnerd9 0
Even if he is no longer attracted to you, you ARE his wife. Unless you two agreed on taking out the part of the vows that include being faithful, he is an ass.
ellopoppet 0
I'm so sorry =| he's a prick, you have your child to look out for, ignore his dumbass and do what you have to do! good luck w| everything.
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Comments (317)
puddy_fml 0
Friend, this has to be said. Your grammar sucks ass. Not just any ass though. Ass that hasn't been cleaned properly after a case of bloody diarrhea, that kind of ass. What you had to say wasn't so life altering that you couldn't slow down and proof read. Damn, embrace education.
puddy_fml 0
Or he is just an ass clown with an over active penis. In this age of STD scares and surprise paternity test it really surprises me that people actually still sleep around. It's insane to take the risk.
puddy_fml 0
Hm my reply is on the wrong comment. Damn. It was a good one too! Well, I think so. @35, that comment was for you, if you ever read this. Although, looking back, the bad grammar part could be applied to this comment too.
Edenbeam 19
Your husband is a dickweed. End of story.
abceasyas123abc 12
My bad..although maybe he's feigning chivalry? I can never really tell with Mr Boners' comments!
iloveyuPooki 0
leave him. that's messed up.
nonameheroes 0
Come visit me and I'll give ya the love you deserve. Preggo chicks are hot!!
bacin87 4
I second
fragilestate28 0
I probably shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did--really hard. but yeah. he's a prick.
wriptidez 0
tell what a jerk he is
mariazzz 5
he put a lot of effort with her and their relationship while he was pounding some other woman huh? Sorry but you really think you can forgive your spouse after they cheated? At the back of your mind you will always wonder if he or she is doing the dirty on you. If there is no trust there is nothing... Secondly he should have thought about his marriage and the vows he took before going in the sack and suffering the consequences. Damn right she should leave him and damn straight he should pay child support. What an ass!!! OP will find it a hard road ahead of her but in the end her and her baby are better off. There's a great chance she will meet someone that will truly love her and her child and that will respect her!
ReynshineCutting 10
^^^^^^^This!!!