Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband announced he was leaving me for a girl he met at work because she “has a hotter body” and “looks better in bed during sex.” I gave birth to his kid earlier this year. I said I was gonna bleed him dry on child support and alimony, and he said, “So? I can afford it. I make 6 figures a year.” FML
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choirnerd9 0
Even if he is no longer attracted to you, you ARE his wife. Unless you two agreed on taking out the part of the vows that include being faithful, he is an ass.
ellopoppet 0
I'm so sorry =| he's a prick, you have your child to look out for, ignore his dumbass and do what you have to do! good luck w| everything.
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Comments (317)
sammi955 0
tell him to **** off
sammi955 0
tell him to **** off
unrose 1
lmaoooooooooooooooo what a dumbass!
partygril378 0
baby penis.that's all I gotta say.(dikewad)
CupcakeFanaTIC 2
What an asshole. Get rid of him!
donnatones 0
oh man what an ass he is, you don't deserve that. you're doing something so amazing, he should appreciate you. I'd say he probably won't change, but then again he could...maybe try marriage counciling?
jcole1997 0
Yeah what an ass. NOT. Men require more sexual activity than women, and a pregnant psycho always yelling or crying that never wants to address that issue, is not exactly an "attractive" woman. Great, shes knocked up, babies are awesome, but as soon as it pops out and shes all scarred and ravaged down their (ewww), she spends all her time with the kid and/or never wants to have sex and/or she insults the man by just lying there and not really participating in the gross and boring sex. So he is not an ass, he just needs some attention. Think about it, a dry spell of 6-8 months for a guy is horrible. For a girl it's nothing, just use a vibrator.
lazy_girl 12
If he didn't want a preganant psycho for a wife, he should've used a condom. Perhaps he did and it broke, but it's very likely that he didn't. My point is, she obviously didn't get knocked up all by herself. And yes, he is an ass. He is the whole definition of "dirtbag". He promised his love and devotion to her for the rest of his life, and then betrays her trust for an incredibly shallow reason. People get married because they love each other in a deep and meaningful way, not just because they're "hot" or have great sex. That's teenager crap. Cheating on your spouse is never the answer to a simple "dry spell". If you think so, you're a complete dumbass. Also, 6-8 months without sex is a long time for a woman too, with or without a vibrator. We just know how to cope with it a lot better than guys.
jcole1997 0
He has his reasons! FAT PREGNANT WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL DISASTERS, ALWAYS CRYING OR YELLING OR CRYING OR YELLING. THAT AND THEY ARE HUGE AND NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX, AND THE SEX IS HORRIBLE ANYWAY, AND THEN THE BABY COMES AND THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME WITH IT. THAT IS ANNOYING AND WRONG, I SIDE WITH THE GUY.
lazy_girl 12
Can't get pregnant without the guy's help... just sayin'.
mamiichula18 0
fuq him he's an asshole like they said ignore him till the baby comes then pound his ass with child support wish u best of luck with the baby
ScoundrelDays 0
Double thumbs up Rasta_Pasta. Nicely refuted.
AugustWest 4
Sorry, Mrs. Barber. Say "Hi" to Tiki for us!