jordeshting
United Kingdom
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AndieApocalypse
United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia
Being nice is so 1968
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
That Guy
Tampa, United States
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Rose
Tenino, United States
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
noname
France
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
mjayne17
Canada
Locks are useful
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
MrSassypants 34
Sunburn or camouflage?
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Comments (180)
b70valkyrie 0
never compliment a girl... even if you say the right thing she won't believe you
b70valkyrie 0
I'm joking... compliment anyone and everyone, you will either make their day or get slapped in the head, usually the former...
Consequences 0
Everything is a backhanded insult to a woman.
b70valkyrie 0
yea 76 but you've got to try right?
Consequences 0
Just stick to insecure ones who are afraid to take attitude with you.
ILUVMSC 5
132, that was a douchy thing to say..
ptsportsguy1 0
yea dude not true at all u just suck at hitting on girls
b70valkyrie 0
158 I hope you don't mean me...
Garytt 0
get some glasses
alicecanitbe 0
what if he already gas glasses even when I wear my glasses sometimes I can't see everything perfectly at least he complimented her, ... I guess :/
alicecanitbe 0
what if he already gas glasses even when I wear my glasses sometimes I can't see everything perfectly at least he complimented her, ... I guess :/
camartinez23 0
next time why don't u tell her she's an animal in bed! nice going
dyno254 0
what???
iluvhobos 5
Well at least she'd look like an animal, with those beast legs.
YoLauryn 0
that doesn't even have anything to do with the subject?!
camartinez23 0
yea I know I realized afterwards I read the fml completely wrong! sorry guys!!
trefizzle24 1
lol that would be something i would do lololol
WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5
i hope it was just a shitty spraytan
BWill9014 4
Well, it's the thought that counts... you know inside that you were just trying to be nice so if she bitched at you just shake it off and don't let it stop you from throwing out compliments when you want to
MufMuf_fml 5
Oh my...that's embarrassing. For both of you.
ItCldBeWorse 1
Umm maybe prefers the European all natural look?? Gross though.
stinewd 9
you have a totally wrong image of Europe. ever heard of scandinavian girls? ranked as the prettiest girls in the world;)
aardvarkish 17
Every place has it's myths.
shaniecerb 0
pretty?based on whose standards?opinions dont matter.
Killerturtle 11
You clearly don't know anything about europeans.
MexicanTexasQtt 9
mexicans are ranked the prettiest
sabrinahusic 0
That's disgusting and I was born in eastern Europe. Thank you.
xerbrus 14
according to whom 138?
IHHC 2
#22 the european all natural look? wtf, like everyone in europe doesn't shave or something..
jazzyjada10 6
wheres the fries?
AgeIsJustANumber 0
they do....this generation is on the ball. it's the older generations that stay all natural...
EmyB_fml 8
I live in France and that's not 100% true :) But yeah hygiene here isn't great, that I agree with !
JennaMarie420 2
I hope you dont mean hairy legs
im_awsome 2
maybe stretch marks
jpretz 1
even worse