jordeshting
United Kingdom
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AndieApocalypse
United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia
Being nice is so 1968
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
That Guy
Tampa, United States
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Rose
Tenino, United States
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
noname
France
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
mjayne17
Canada
Locks are useful
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
MrSassypants 34
Sunburn or camouflage?
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aardvarkish 17
I'm thinking it's a skin graft from extensive burns and the skin has tightened. It probably has a pattern from the way it's flattened out after being harvested half thickness.
xxMichaxx 0
my thoughts exactly.
judices 0
Wat kind of legs does she have
ThorneCrossed 9
she has the legs of the chameleon. be careful Predator, there's a new sheriff in town
xleanne_aLly 23
hollywood undead! I loove that band :p
judices 0
ha that's nasty
EmyB_fml 8
wtf how could that happen :p haha but yeah, FYL. At least you were trying to be nice !
jazzyjada10 6
where's the fries??
iluvhobos 5
50- Plan B is the way to go. (;
RockAndRollKiddx 0
Hahahaha wow!
trollingyourfmls 0
HAHAH IDIOT. YDI FOR BEING A DUMBASS
ncvolley123 8
i dont know how to respond
sourspraykay 8
Then don't
eminemchick 19
and ur picture matches ur commentxD
pandabeargirl89 0
I didn't know stocking patterns were something you complimented people on..
Magic1 9
Hahaha that's sounds rude if I'm interpreting it right, but kinda funny
sydneymwfca 10
maybe her legs were really gross. lol.
shutupK 0
no shit Sherlock.
shutupYDI 4
LOL @ shutupK. and 60 nice self description. I see u forget to mention intelligence.
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
60 seems too "into" herself.
sabrinahusic 0
67 and 101 are two inbred ignorant pricks. So 67 why did you do so much touching up on your face? hmmm? too many zits? I swear people piss me off!!