jordeshting
United Kingdom
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AndieApocalypse
United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia
Being nice is so 1968
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
That Guy
Tampa, United States
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Rose
Tenino, United States
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
noname
France
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
mjayne17
Canada
Locks are useful
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
MrSassypants 34
Sunburn or camouflage?
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Comments (180)
cgall123 0
so she had some hairy manly legs?
newjerseyguy 0
tattoos ??
livin_plur 0
my thoughts exactly
ammmeor 4
she styles her leg hair to look like tights
kaengle 5
ew!
heyitscandace 9
well I say kudos to you for trying (:
redtigerlily 5
Maybe she cuts herself?
Nyolia 11
Like someone who cuts themselves would want people to see it.
iluvhobos 5
49- Actually, there are people who do cut that don't mind if people see their cuts/scars, especially people that they don't know. However, those are almost always the ones that do it for attention, of course.
sabrinahusic 0
I used to cut, I started at 12 years old and stopped when I was 20, and I have scars on my thighs and wrists. I don't do it anymore, thanks to my boyfriend, and I'm living with the scars. I sometimes wear a short skirt and I'm sure the scars are noticeable...and I usually only wear a skirt around the house. She could be like me. Not something I'm proud of but I don't let it stop me in anyway...it's just a part of my past.
Connerzz87 6
Sucks thats happend to me before but i got slapped fly
BountyBass 13
varicose veins..? nice legs what time do they open;)
diva_lulu 0
ohh that's kinda sad :( probably a sunburn a really bad one
TalkinSmack 6
I LOVE the pattern of your Varicose veins!
rumena1 0
stains.?