jordeshting
United Kingdom
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AndieApocalypse
United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia
Being nice is so 1968
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
That Guy
Tampa, United States
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Anonymous
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Rose
Tenino, United States
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
noname
France
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
mjayne17
Canada
Locks are useful
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.
MrSassypants 34
Sunburn or camouflage?
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Comments (180)
M00N25 0
oh ewwwww
angelboo 0
stretchmarks?
kaileigh10 2
DAYUM!!!
luststarrr 22
Perhaps she was a self-harmer & they were scars...
pinkspaceboundro 0
this is rtard!
MexicanTexasQtt 9
it's a bad spray tan from a tanning salon so it's the girls own fault for not rubbing In her spray tan
dptscorpio113 3
she probably had tattoos duh
Swishmantastic87 0
Just really white legs
ChelseaRaeS 7
I'm pretty sure you stole that from Disney Channel lol cuz on some show I remember that happening
xLuKeYx 1
Freaky legs alert! I honestly don't know what would make legs look like stockings though, unless the girl got hideously burnt somehow, making my last comment entirely unacceptable. I'm going to hell...