Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
yankfan89 27
Karma's a bitch!
music87 14
....karma.
RILEYsmitten 6
And money ????????????????
sorrowevicteon 9
Idiot. Open quotes and a close apostrophe? Not even gonna start on the smoking aspect of your mediocre intelligence...
Rxoxdx 0
There is a reason laws were made
heartgrenade1 5
Right, because none of you hypocrites ever did anything you weren't supposed to. Like drinking or having sex underage or doing some illegal drug. Or did anything that was bad for you, like drinking or having sex underage or doing some illegal drug. According to most of you, you should have gotten caught or pregnant or contracted an STD every time you did something you weren't supposed to and that was bad for you.
CallMeBloo 31
285- not only is smoking bad for the smoker, but it produces toxins in the air that are harmful to other people. I choose not to smoke, but if assfuck walking down the sidewalk puffs in my face, I get a lungful of it anyway. My right to clean air trumps your right to smoke. Keep your sick addictions away from me. This douche is doubly horrible for ignoring a clear instruction not to smoke. Maybe it said no smoking because there were asthmatic children nearby? One of them might have gotten seriously ill because Addict McPackADay was jonesing for a little tar and couldn't wait.
PhishloverA 14
YDI for smoking especially where there was a no smoking sign
tehbrittie 2
Dont smoke near those signs. Im allergic to cig smoke and assholes like you make me sick.
Countryboy_1994 5
This is a sign to quit smoking