Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
cman024 4
haha that happens to me all the time. and I always lean on those signs as I smoke. XD
X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6
Justice
AlphaWalrus 1
fires are wild and people are retards
TheBookWyrm 18
You might just want to try not smoking at all. Nicotine patches work...
luciegeri 12
KARMA
luciegeri 12
I completely agree!
Choots 6
I've done that
EnJey0 19
You disobey a law by smoking in a place where it is forbidden, and you smoke, which causes serious health problems. You ******* deserve this dumbass.
Shawnie Gallant 24
My fiancé gets ocular migraines when he smells cigarette smoke. Those signs are around to protect people like him, and people who have it worse. OBEY THE SIGNS. You’re not above all of us, know.