Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of white pants, feeling fancy. Halfway through the day, I discovered a ketchup stain that looked suspiciously like a heart right on the front. That explained why people kept giving me sympathetic nods as I walked by, probably thinking I'd spilled my heart on my sleeve… or my pants. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
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Top comments
blue8795 0
I really have never had my dryer "eat" anything, maybe shrink. Anyone care to explain?
wannabesinger 16
Don't you have a mirror? Always make sure you look ok before going out. And when taking the pants out, how did you not notice that when folding or unfolding the pants?
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Comments (74)
your_face 15
What do you mean, the dryer had "eaten" your pants? Usually I just hear of dryers eating socks, and those disappear, not turn brown... are you sure you hadn't crapped yourself?
lil_ham1644 29
Sometimes dryers burn clothing
291togo 0
Just admit it. You shit yourself!!
plexico 4
WIN, mercy! One of the all-time great SNL fake commercials. The tennis court scene is priceless. Fluckers Jam may be the all-time best.
invisibledamage 2
Maybe look at your clothes before you put them on? I still agree though, F your life.
shehab28 0
how the hell deos a dryer eat pants and turn them brown
_adnil_ 0
hahaha. that's funny.
plexico 4
Colon Blow and you . . . in the morning.
22jrdn55 15
hahahah EPIC FAIL
darkmis1 18
You didn't look at them before you put them on?
dyingstart 0
I had an urge to click YDI upon reading "Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional." Khaki is really unflattering on most people (especially with a dark stain!). While your situation sucks, perhaps you'll want to go with dark slacks next time
crackberrie 0
i agree... khaki pants never look good on women because they aren't fitted enough... usually should be left up to men for more casual looks, not professional ones
IdolChatter 0
#26 - In Illinois khaki IS considered professional and a step up from overalls . YDI for not looking at your clothes before putting them on unless you really DO dress in the closet
Puolukka 4
#30 Who says they weren't fitted??? Since the OP was talking about "dress pants" I'm guessing the adjective "khaki" didn't refer to a type of pants, but rather to their color. I own several pairs of dress pants and they're all fitted very well.