Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of white pants, feeling fancy. Halfway through the day, I discovered a ketchup stain that looked suspiciously like a heart right on the front. That explained why people kept giving me sympathetic nods as I walked by, probably thinking I'd spilled my heart on my sleeve… or my pants. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
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Top comments
blue8795 0
I really have never had my dryer "eat" anything, maybe shrink. Anyone care to explain?
wannabesinger 16
Don't you have a mirror? Always make sure you look ok before going out. And when taking the pants out, how did you not notice that when folding or unfolding the pants?
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Comments (74)
cmac86 24
well, that's a "crappy" day.
korky53 0
come on pal,admit it,you craped your pants!
flying_vegan 0
YDI for khakis.
noshitsherlock 0
HOW did you not notice when putting the freakin pants on?! Obviously, when you put on a pair of pants, if you're wearing them the right way, the ass part would be RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. So, YOU DESERVE IT, GENIUS.
iam3v1lj3nn1 0
ydi for blaming the dryer.......
Bullshet 0
Did the dryer burn your pants? If it had "eaten" them there would've been holes in them.
ivoteno 0
Jesus, don't your check your ass out before you walk out the door?
plexico 4
Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor.
your_face 15
Not everyone is so self-obsessed. Some of us don't care how hot our bottom looks - as long as the pants fit, we're good.
nevele11 0
Uhh, don't you look at yourself and your clothes before you leave the house?
gaver456 1
real sophisticated~! lol, jk. Los sientos