foxyreegan
United States
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WarMachine68
Shawnee, United States
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
MGDS
Pine Grove, United States
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
spit saliva spit
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
Ally
Did I stutter?
Today, I had a job interview. I have a speech impediment and as much as I tried to keep it under control, it came out during the interview. I could tell the interviewers were trying to hold in their laughter. They ended the interview after 5 agonizing minutes, saying they’ll contact me. I left in tears. FML
Tiffer27
United States
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
s13495
Hull, United Kingdom
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
lonelyharts86
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
That escalated quickly
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Top comments
EllyMo 15
Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.
ninjaniki 0
that's what he said
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Comments (79)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Totally not a college students if you choked on just saliva haha.
apepe78 1
You must not be a college student as well...check your grammar.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Yo hoe, spell check. Didn't notice didn't want to reply but some dumb **** like you could resist eh? I'm human, guess you're not.
ambamm135 7
Watch out everybody! We gots an interwebz badass over here! Seriously though you're going to fight in the internet? What are you going to do caps look people to death?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, everyone chokes on saliva. It doesn't matter how old they are, so your college student comment is entirely irrelevant. Don't be an asshole.
Colonel_Lexi 18
Don't call anyone "hoe", it's disrespectful.
SecretMe00 5
Apepe-- ignore that asshole. You made a very legit, necessary comment.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
******* Internet groupies. My deepest apologies to all that got so hurt from my disrespectful ness. Oh please forgive me and let me go to the endless bliss of the Internet haven lol. No need to get such a loose butt hole over a comment fellas.
ambamm135 7
Ahh my eyes! They burn with the intensity of a thousand suns! Your response was so painful to my fragile sense of being! Internet tough guy strikes again!
illabye 0
No comment
Havin 19
Oh the irony...
piccalo 4
Thank you for your no comment.
emmacharbs 1
Maybe they didn't notice?
bobberto100 2
I did that the first time I saw Justin bieber
mreightball 4
Sure it wasn't cum you where choking on?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I'm pretty sure it was just saliva.
DocBastard 40
"...and THAT'S how I came to be interested in aspiration pneumonia and why I want to be a pulmonologist." What, no one?
poprocksss73 7
??? *wooossshh* I don't know about anybody else but that went straight over my head!
perdix 31
#29, I got it. The OP wanted to become the kind of doctor who can fix the problems caused by spit-choking. Lots of people go to medical school to fix themselves first -- psychiatrists are crazy *******!
DrMaverickRanger 4
Bliksem that's a depressed skull fracture, DAYYYUM!
ambamm135 7
Never fear, DocBastard is here!
piccalo 4
What happened to interview?
Teabubbles 8
aww sucks OP, hope you get the job! If anything went wrong at least you were in the right place :)
perdix 31
Did the doctor offer to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on you*? If not, maybe you are not a "foxy" as you think. *I know the Heimlich Maneuver is not appropriate for someone choking on spit.
mama2b3 20
We're also not allowed to call it that anymore :/
perdix 31
I can call it anything I want. This is still a semi-free country, last time I checked (that was a while back, so maybe we have lost all our freedom by now ;) ) I've heard reasons why that term shouldn't be used, but I don't really care. People know it and they might think "abdominal thrusts" are vaguely obscene.
Boston_4_Life 3
Dummy
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh i'm sorry, I didn't know you were all so perfect and flawless to not choke on saliva. How about we make you our leader for your flawlessness?(sarcasm) Yeah, **** off..