foxyreegan
United States
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WarMachine68
Shawnee, United States
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
MGDS
Pine Grove, United States
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
spit saliva spit
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
Ally
Did I stutter?
Today, I had a job interview. I have a speech impediment and as much as I tried to keep it under control, it came out during the interview. I could tell the interviewers were trying to hold in their laughter. They ended the interview after 5 agonizing minutes, saying they’ll contact me. I left in tears. FML
Tiffer27
United States
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
s13495
Hull, United Kingdom
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
lonelyharts86
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
That escalated quickly
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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EllyMo 15
Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.
ninjaniki 0
that's what he said
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TheJester12 15
swallow or it's going in your eye ! I have this sinking feeling I'm not using the right context
xxFroggyxx 6
Don't worry.. It happens.
mckibben 7
Spit happens*
Harpy20 24
Well at least you didn't resort to choking on his dick.
Ieatpeople8282 0
Sorry at least op doesn't look like a transvestite/you
Livelife121 30
48, that was just uncalled for and rude. 46, please do not pay any attention to 48, you do not look like a tranny.
robc32ca 4
At least it was your saliva!
Namerkp2 8
TL;DR
nabila21 0
LAt least u didn't choke on air happens 2 me a lot!l
amanda_d95 9
I thought it said salvia for a second
Burrito_Time 5
Was the person who did interview hot to choke!!!
rockman130 0
the sweet irony
bubo_fml 11
Spit into a hanky & say, "I'll save that for me Dentist!"