Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with...

Anonymous 27 November 2011, 11:46 Denmark 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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segal1010 28 February 2013, 00:27 Potomac, United States

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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thesadone 3 July 2010, 06:49 United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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fsdjhgasjlhg 3 August 2013, 06:46 Cairns, Australia

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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oliverP123 22 July 2011, 04:11 United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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montextes 25 July 2011, 16:12 United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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masterzach21 22 January 2010, 06:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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hannah12345 26 February 2010, 17:54 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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lobotomy pls 11 September 2015, 18:40 Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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eric 16 March 2011, 07:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Great chat!

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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Anonymous 23 January 2016, 05:51 United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML