Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
You didn't know?
SammySteel 6
It goes to show you that sometimes you can't even trust those close to you. I hope you find someone better :)
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CandyLand28 0
Holy shit! One question: Were they in YOUR bed?! Cuz that just makes it worse. Also, you should have A. Thrown their cheapshit clothes threw the window B. Tipped the mattress over and C. Dump their sorry asses ( with scalding and freezing cold water)
Aiden89 23
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