Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I got home from work to the news my daughter and stepson are dating, and having sex, which is weird but not illegal, since they’re not related. My wife however is blaming me, because I apparently didn’t let her discipline them harshly enough when they were teenagers. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, as if it wasn’t bad enough my dumbass daughter would seduce and hookup with my boyfriends throughout her teenage years, she’s now ruined her own marriage by sleeping with married men, and wants to move back in with me. FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I came back home from an errand and found my ex in bed, embracing my 20 year-old daughter. They said that nothing has been going on. Glad he's an ex. FML
Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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Top comments
ScratchCatPower 32
This is insane. Tell your best friend about who she REALLY married. I never understood cheaters. Why cheat? It's only going to hurt others, and if you cheat you're being a wimp for not bringing up how unhappy you are in your current relationship.
emeraldarcher74 30
I would suggest that you confront your daughter about this, as well as informing your best friend. This is a breach of trust between your best friend and her husband, and just plain disgusting.
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Comments (62)
kitrap 10
you're daughter is a ****
humbugbah 9
Okay, maybe I missed it, and maybe I'm just nuts, but are any of you even realizing the significance that this man is her best friend's husband having sex with her daughter? He's likely 15-20 years older than the daughter! Unless this is a new "best friend"? Even if you don't care about age, in THIS case it matters because he probably watched her grow up! He was likely a SECOND FATHER to her, AND HE IS ******* HER. Talk about a mind **** for the daughter! And you really think this started NOW?! I really hope this is a new husband and that he hasn't been in the picture very long. If he's been around as the "best friend's husband" for a long time, this is ALL on him. I don't care that the daughter is an adult or that you may think she's responsible or not.
Rababco 29
Yeah, that's pretty weird and creepy. He may have been referred to as her "uncle" growing up. Some relationships with large age differences are happy and healthy but this is different because he likely knew her as a child. If the friendship was recent it's a little different but chances are, it's been much longer.
Fa1lenAngel 2
Ok, assuming that they didn't start the relationship that long ago, and the law in their country is 18 as the age of consent, AND right now I'm neglecting the fact of cheating for the sake of this argument. Does it really matter if he is older? Everyone has their own fetishes, but if he waited until she was old enough it doesn't really matter what he does as long as it's within the law. SHE IS AN ADULT and she has her own rights to **** whoever she wants, and he is also an adult who can **** whoever he wants (within the law of course) so there's no harm in the two ******* even if they are 20 years age apart. It's not like it's incest either.
heatherrr17 19
I can't believe you're daughter would do that to you
sunyaph 23
WTF
Selene6996 12
Wtf this is messed up on so many levels!
Aiden89 23
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!, but in all seriousness thats rather unfortunate.
AnnieN12 2
How DARE YOU come home early?!? So disrespectful. :( Shaking my head.
khfon 7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LordBeckingham 10
raise your ******* child.
diana43 5
Tell your daughter that you don't approve of her decisions, tell your best friend and let them deal with it. They are adults and they need to work it out.