Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, I got home from work to the news my daughter and stepson are dating, and having sex, which is weird but not illegal, since they’re not related. My wife however is blaming me, because I apparently didn’t let her discipline them harshly enough when they were teenagers. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, as if it wasn’t bad enough my dumbass daughter would seduce and hookup with my boyfriends throughout her teenage years, she’s now ruined her own marriage by sleeping with married men, and wants to move back in with me. FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I came back home from an errand and found my ex in bed, embracing my 20 year-old daughter. They said that nothing has been going on. Glad he's an ex. FML
Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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Top comments
ScratchCatPower 32
This is insane. Tell your best friend about who she REALLY married. I never understood cheaters. Why cheat? It's only going to hurt others, and if you cheat you're being a wimp for not bringing up how unhappy you are in your current relationship.
emeraldarcher74 30
I would suggest that you confront your daughter about this, as well as informing your best friend. This is a breach of trust between your best friend and her husband, and just plain disgusting.
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Comments (62)
puppies4life 10
They are both equally in the wrong and equally terrible people for doing this
tntscl 4
Lucky man
rethic 5
What if they're in an open relationship and they just didn't tell you because they think you'd overreact. Honestly how is this even a FML, it has very little to do with you as they were 2 consenting adults.
demix_fml 32
Well shit...
marshmallowstoat 3
Your best friend's husband? How long has he known your daughter? How young was she when he first got the hots for her? I'd be worried about whether he'd been trying to groom her when she was a teen if I were you.
murph_fml 21
Sounds like Florida strikes again. Or maybe Jersey Shore.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Your daughter is a **** and you better kick her out and let your friend know. Cut all ties **** that.
bubblesthequeen 9
Time to teach her about bloody morals. And castrate that low life of a man for being such a toss!
pinkwho 13
OP may want to get her daughter tested as well something tells me this isn't his first time cheating and there's no telling where he's been "dipping his wick"
pinkwho 13
Perhaps though the best friend and husband have an open relationship? Another possibility I haven't seen brought up.
Rababco 29
Possible but OP would most likely know if her best friend was in an open marriage. It's possible the best friend didn't think that was OP business but generally best friends share everything. Plus, it seems strange to me that OP's daughter would know about an open relationship but OP didn't.